April 2012
90 posts
Fans might know that Harry likes cats, but Directioners also know why. Fans might know What Makes You Beautiful, but Directioners also know Torn. Fans might watched the tour diaries, but Directioners also watched the X factor diaries. Fans know the facts, but Directioners also know the stories. Being a directioner isn't based on what country are you from, how long have you been a fan or if you ever met the boys. Being a directioner means knowing the inside jokes, even when you weren't there from the begining. Taking time to become a 'Directioner' and most important of all, SUPPORTING the boys.
Simon Cowell creating One Direction in his lab
- Simon: ok for liam lets do some abs and a little adorableness oh shit there goes the whole bottle ok a lot of adoarbleness and a good amount of fucking sexy and he can be that one innocent bastard that never does anything bad oh and add a voice that would be perfect for the beginning of songs wow im good
- Simon: now for zayn lets make him drop dead gorgeous so that when you look at him you faint lmfao and how about i add a little bit of sex god so that he can DM whoever the hell he wants of and now give him the charisma of a mix of christina aguilera and joshua from american idol ok now lets make him so deep that he uses his own body as his inspirational journal ok
- Simon: and for niall lets just throw a shit load of irish and sexy hips that dont lie with a smile that will make these bitches hearts melt ok now lets give him the voice of an angel but wait he farts too and ill make him have the appetite of a fat man oh and hes the only blondie yeah that will throw em off
- Simon: lets make this bitch louis a gay fucker with a sweet little voice but also give him nice eyes that stare into your soul oh and cant forget some hot sex hair ok oh fuck there goes the whole bottle of big penis oh well oh shit there goes 2 more bottle of big penis well ok
- Simon: ok harry has to be the partner of gay ass louis because hes the only one left so lets put some cute ass dimples on his face and make him the only one with curly hair lmfao im a genius hes so gAY oh but he secretly has abs and v lines nbd and his voice can sing just about anything because its basically a combination of jesus and jesus
- Simon: ok sounds good
Harry Styles' dance moves:
The drunken clubber:
The anger reliever:
The random-crazy-but-somehow-still-cute-dance:
The awkward penguin:
The sprinkler:
The Barbara Streisand:
The Ballerina:
The Preacher:
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reblogging again just cus i realised that this is the first thing that comes up when you google harry styles dance moves. like a bawz
They should make a Just dance: One Direction edition Lmao!
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